Here are a few that I remember. I will try to get family to share some as well.. Just comment on this post to add.
1. "It's better than a slap on the belly with a wet fish."
2. "You are a man amongst men, an ACE in a world of jokers. Don't ask me how I spell ACE."
3. After being told by a cashier to swipe his credit card and sign the digital signature pad, he said "Fancy, just like downtown."

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